✨ what if your business idea was more than just a daydream? ✨
it's time to start your business.
and the universe and I want to help.
the high priestess business mastermind
a business coaching coven for witchy entrepreneurs who are ready to have fun making money
it's all about alchemy.
you've got the neurotic, chaotic, creative mind.
I know the business skills.
the universe brings the magick.
and together?
we can create a business that pays your bills, lights up your magickal spark, and so much more.
what is the high priestess business mastermind?
it's an intimate, small-group business coaching program for business owners who are just getting started, and want to do it right.
not "right" as in "perfect," but "right" as in "joyful, profitable, and aligned with my values."
I literally only accept 15 folks into this group at any given time, so you are guaranteed personal, high-level support.
if you join this program and feel like "just a number" or like the advice I'm giving you sounds like everyone else's, I'll eat my green calcite
(and give you a refund)
this is 100% possible for you (yes, you), even if you:
✨ hate social media (there are other options out there!)
✨ have kids and therefore a crazy schedule (I get it, I've got 3, including a set of twins)
✨ are disabled (saaaaame dude)
✨ have never been organized a day in your life (lol)
if you have a business idea and 10-ish hours each week, then you, me, and the universe can make this happen
so what exactly can we make happen together?
🌌 create content that has a good chance of going viral and has an even better chance of making you a sale
🌌 develop a product, service, or offer that helps your people so much that you don't even feel bad charging for it
🌌 actually make that product, service, or offer (let's get TECHY y'all)
🌌 figure out how to talk about your business with "you're welcome" confidence
let's gaze into the crystal ball, into your future as a business owner ...
you're helping people. like, people's lives are actually, really changed.
because of you.
you're making money. not billionare, unethical money, but also not scraping by money.
you're thriving, and it's beautiful.
you're doing it your way. no boss to micromanage your genius into mediocrity, no systems that don't work for you.
your business was built by you, for you, and it's a perfect fit.
want to learn about magick & business from a ex-Catholic heathen turned witch who earned 6-figures in 2023?
hi there, I'm Megan, and I'll spare you the long, complicated history of my religious affiliation. here's what you need to know:
- I am an enthusiastic ally of the queer community, so when my old priest told anyone who supported queer folks not to come back, I fucking didn't
- there are so many aspects of my Catholic faith that I loved, and I bring those with me into my witchcraft, like singing and ritual and community
- I started a mental health advocacy business (which quickly morphed into a neurodivergent, especially autism & ADHD, business) in October 2020
- I made 6-figures from that business in 2023
- now I combine my magick and my strategy to create money, impact, and joy in my business
what you get when you join:
general:
coven group chat (message me any time!)
library of practical business tools (templates, organizational pages, & more)
private podcast for using astrology in your business
weekly:
- weekly group business coaching
- weekly tarot card reading
monthly:
- monthly teaching call on the focus for the quarter
- monthly implementation call to help you take action on the focus for the quarter
- monthly full moon ritual
yearly members only:
- the high priestess tote bag
- 1-hour individual Zoom call with me to help you get the most out of the program
💖 I love my clients, and they love me 💖
validation & motivation
“ever since Megan and I started working together, I’ve felt more motivated and hopeful about my goals. It’s rare to find someone who has great practical tools who also makes me feel understood and seen.”
*** Cybil ***
a holistic approach to business
"she takes a more holistic approach to business than any other coach I've worked with before. she walked me through everything from social media marketing strategies, to overcoming my own money mindset roadblocks, and even did an EFT tapping exercise with me that had me in (much needed) tears."
when I asked what she would say to someone unsure about working with me
"DO IT. I’m super happy about every penny and every effort I invested!"
*** Alina ***
oracle cards + business = 🤩
"it was amazing to start with ritual and cards...really helped me tap into all that ickiness about sales & business in general I’m going to sit with the things I brought up."
*** Iris ***
focus for each quarter of 2025:
Q1: 6 OF SWORDS (SYSTEMS)
how to make a plan & stick to it
let's build out the backend of your business so that you can make money (& an impact) on autopilot
how to build systems so you don't have to remember everything
how to be persistent, rather than consistent
how to take action even when you're not 100% certain how it'll turn out
Q2: PAGE OF CUPS (SOCIAL MEDIA)
how to show up on socials
let's build a thriving online community that can't wait to pay you
how to speak to your people so clearly, they feel like you're spying on them
how to repel the haters & creeps without being polarizing for the sake of it
how to sell on social media in a joyful, fun, easy way
BONUS: how to do all of the above without socials
Q3: 3 OF PENTACLES (COLLABORATION)
how to work with other people
let's stop comparing and compteting, and learn how to collaborate with people in our spaces
- how to stop comparing yourself to other people in your niche
- how to host your own bundle
- how to host your own virtual summit
- how to get interviewed on podcasts, featured in publications, and more
Q4: 9 OF WANDS (MINDSET)
how to love your business
(& yourself)
let's set some boundaries, find work-life balance, and love who we are now
- how to stick to the decisions you've made in the past year
- how to face challenges that will inevitably come in the future
- how to give yourself some compassion when you inevitably mess up in some way
This is entirely up to you! I myself am a fairly baby witch, and this mastermind will incorporate magick that relies mostly on intuition & intention.
Before you join this program, you should have a strong business idea. And...that's it. No website? No socials? No previous experience? No problem. I just need your big, beautiful brain to show up ready to WORK.
Enrollment is always open, as long as there are spots.
Currently there are 9 spots available.
replays are available for all calls in the form of a private podcast
weekly business calls: tuesdays, 8pm eastern (time zone converter here)
monthly teaching calls: first monday of each month, 2pm eastern
monthly implementation calls: first tuesday of each month 9am eastern
monthly full moon ritual: full moon (see 2025 schedule here), 9pm eastern
First, hell yeah for asking that question. I only ever want people to pay me if they're 100% sure I'm the best one to help them.
Click here for a sneak peek into my coaching style, free of charge.
business isn't a formula you need to crack
it's a dance you get to lead
let me teach you the steps
investment:
one quarter (3 months):
$441
or
$147/month for 3 months
full year membership:
$1764
or
$147/month for 12 months
*** Refund policy ***
If you are unhappy with this program and reach out within your first month, I will happily cancel your membership and refund you for that first month. I am so confident you will absolutely love this, I am happy to refund you if you don't.
All tarot artwork done by Britt @brisephone
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